Name – Huge Greenburger
Height – 6’4″
Weight – 300 IB
Home Town – Somewhere in Alabama (he’s not sure where exactly)
Entrance Music – The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite by REM
Background – Greenburger started off his wrestling career as an interviewer, doing an average job. Unfortunately, an industrial accident involving a tube of superglue and a He-Man action figure led to apparent brain damage, leaving Greenburger with an apparent mental age of a 7 year old. With this new outlook on life, Greenburger proceeded to become an in-ring competitor, and losing just about every match that he took part in. Now and then he’d get lucky and accidentally crush his opponents beneath his sheer girth, but for the most part it was an unspectacular career. Once, thanks to outside interference, Greenburger managed to win the original TWF Hardcore title, but was quickly defeated by a single punch in his first title defence. Since then (well, always) Greenburger has been considered as a novelty act, used as a ploy to introduce a definitive sense of humour to the TWF. So far, this ploy has worked in abundance. Maybe one day Greenburger will regain his former intelligence, but for now it seems unlikely.
Appearance – Overweight; Hulk Hogan bandanna, idiotic smile; Goldberg t-shirt and baggy jogging trousers; Mr Saddo on his right hand every now and then.
Style – Greenburger is 100% wimp, and often only gains victories by sheer luck, weight advantage, or outside interference. He only fights when he has to, but more often than not his opponent fills him with at least 10 forms of fear, causing Greenburger to cry and lose confidence.
Moves – Wimpy push; “savage” gut punch; Girly Run; panicky poke in the eye.
Finishing Move(s) – Blind Stagger (His vision is obscured by his bandanna, causing him to stumble around blindly and sit on his fallen opponent); The Mr Saddo Savage Gut Punch (same as the regular savage gut punch, but he wears his Mr Saddo sock puppet on his hand whilst doing it, often has no effect whatsoever).